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i got off speeding 154kph
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:41 pm
by bigmoz
hey people i just thought i would let you know not all cops are wankers.......... some are just plain stupid :) i was pulled over last week on the freeway just past frankston (victoria) on my way down to sorrento by an undercover cop car it was night time when i got pulled over i was thinking fuck im screwed it poped into my head that the dash had a dimmer on it so i turned down the light as low as posable. when the police officer asked how fast i was going i said how sorry i was and i didnt know bucause my dash lights had blown because i tried to install my sterio (that was true but it was only the clock and the light in the middle compartment) so the copper just said okie-doke drive safely and try to get it fixed asap so i didnt even get a fine
big moz :pimp
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:51 pm
by tmz_99
well done.. :D :D I wouldnt go around calling cops stupid tho.. :) just sometimes guilty of too much trust.. :D :D but props to getting off, invest in a radar detector..:P
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:58 am
by Paradoxx
it wasnt a black commodore was it? i got done on the way to franko by an unmarked car...
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:53 pm
by bigmoz
Paradoxx wrote:it wasnt a black commodore was it? i got done on the way to franko by an unmarked car...
paradoxx arent you in W.A. im in vic so thats a bit far away from your parts of the woods
big moz :pimp
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:40 pm
by tmz_99
bigmoz wrote:Paradoxx wrote:it wasnt a black commodore was it? i got done on the way to franko by an unmarked car...
paradoxx arent you in W.A. im in vic so thats a bit far away from your parts of the woods
cops ant their matter transporters, can get from one end of the coutry to another in a matter of seconds.. :pimp
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:10 pm
by StarionBoy
but didnt Paradoxx used to live in Crib Point? (i think)
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:56 am
by Glenjo
Yerr
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:08 am
by Glenjo
Got off 128 in 80 last night, plus no P plates up. He was a local cop which was lucky.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:01 pm
by Junkers
Haha nice plan, saves you losing your license
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:46 am
by stargirl
to get off speeding tickets:
1.) wear a skirt,
2.) carry a large club under it in case #1 doesnt work
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:49 pm
by gav
got done 68 in a 40 zone in austria - cops have big arsed guns n stuff - e packing ready to go to jail over 28km over.....ended up being 30 euro (bout $50) on the spot!! tried not to laugh when i handed him the dosh lol......
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:06 pm
by TD05
stargirl wrote:to get off speeding tickets:
1.) wear a skirt,
2.) carry a large club under it in case #1 doesnt work
if you're a bloke, trust me the club's always there!
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:36 pm
by Junkers
That sounds wrong
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:44 pm
by TD05
hmmmmm, it can :D
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:22 pm
by scum
stargirl wrote:1.) wear a skirt,
Tried it, no only did I get the fine, I got arrested as well.