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i havea qestion

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:56 pm
by Floorit
how can you get rid ofthe smel of perfume from you cloths. my dad asked me but i dont no why he wants to no

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:03 pm
by decoy
stay out of your mummu's room young man... next you'll be trying on her lipstick! :x

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:26 pm
by SIRIUS
r u for real....

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:54 pm
by JPC
Best method I know of is to soak them in petrol or kerosene. Then, if you're feeling adventurous, put 'em back on and light a match. Then you'll have a barbecued meat smell instead of perfume or petrol.

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:55 pm
by Alspos
WD40 if you're daddy is a mechanic, psshtt psshtt under the arms. Maybe a spare set of clothes. Or maybe he should just f*** off

G'day Floorshit, how are you coping today

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:57 pm
by WANTSOM
My advice is to roll in dog/cat/cow shit. Your mum will hate you (oh sorry, incorrectly used future tense there) and your dad will think you are sensitive to animals and buy you a dog/cat/cow, and tie some meat around your neck so as to give you a friend or two.

For some advice on life check out the Manworld thread- that will give you all the clues in life a young whip-a-snappa like you needs. Better still seek out some grown ups and copy them. Well maybe dont seek out the Scumster for some lessons in life. :o

BTW - still love ya work little fella. Keep it up and dont forget your spelling lessons.

Bye for now
Greg

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 3:20 pm
by TD05
next time you take a leak, instead of going to the crapper, take your daddy's clothes and piss all over them, i can assure you that they'll smell of perfume no more.. oh, tell you dad not to fool around with the secretary in the future.. :D

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:54 am
by Floorit
hahaha very funy ill set mysefl on fire u peple are idiots maybe i can roll in catshit and put out hte fire dickheds

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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 12:42 pm
by mickmc
first jetmaster now this fkn idiot!!!whats the world coming to???

does the term f*uck off idiot mean anything too you? :glare: :twisted:

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:03 pm
by Floorit
no tel me more about it

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:25 pm
by JPC
Floorit wrote:no tel me more about it
Sure - from a well-known source:

F*ck off v. (vulgar, not in polite use) -
1. Please go away (forceful)
2. Go to buggery (forceful)
3. Term of disrespect and contempt

Idiot n. -
1. Stupid person
2. Floorit
3. Ignoranus - both stupid and an a***hole

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:59 pm
by Floorit
who puled your chain jpc thats very nice that yuo can copy stuf from a dictinary or did mummy help u with it
u dont kiss her wiht that mouth do u

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:17 pm
by JPC
Well, well, Floorit - you ask, didn't you? 'no tel me more about it' you said ...wel i dun wot u askd!

I'm just trying to help you with some commonly accepted definitions of the terms you didn't seem to understand. As for the incest, I'll pass and leave that with you.

Keep up the posts, my good fellow - I have to lower my estimate of your intelligence every time I read one (after I decipher it, of course). Right now I'd guess you're on a par with a smarter-than-average cockroach, but I'll be sure to let you know when you get level with inanimate objects. Then it should get really interesting with the deciphering....

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:43 pm
by decoy
hahahahaha

good shit jpc

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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:52 pm
by mickmc
maybe his name should be two-dicks
you couldnt get that stupid just by pullin one!! :? :twisted: