i havea qestion

Floorit · Post by **Floorit** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:56 pm

how can you get rid ofthe smel of perfume from you cloths. my dad asked me but i dont no why he wants to no

decoy · Post by **decoy** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:03 pm

stay out of your mummu's room young man... next you'll be trying on her lipstick! :x

SIRIUS · Post by **SIRIUS** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:26 pm

r u for real....

JPC · Post by **JPC** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:54 pm

Best method I know of is to soak them in petrol or kerosene. Then, if you're feeling adventurous, put 'em back on and light a match. Then you'll have a barbecued meat smell instead of perfume or petrol.

Post by **Alspos** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:55 pm

WD40 if you're daddy is a mechanic, psshtt psshtt under the arms. Maybe a spare set of clothes. Or maybe he should just f*** off

WANTSOM · Post by **WANTSOM** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:57 pm

My advice is to roll in dog/cat/cow shit. Your mum will hate you (oh sorry, incorrectly used future tense there) and your dad will think you are sensitive to animals and buy you a dog/cat/cow, and tie some meat around your neck so as to give you a friend or two.

For some advice on life check out the Manworld thread- that will give you all the clues in life a young whip-a-snappa like you needs. Better still seek out some grown ups and copy them. Well maybe dont seek out the Scumster for some lessons in life. :o

BTW - still love ya work little fella. Keep it up and dont forget your spelling lessons.

Bye for now
Greg

TD05 · Post by **TD05** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 3:20 pm

next time you take a leak, instead of going to the crapper, take your daddy's clothes and piss all over them, i can assure you that they'll smell of perfume no more.. oh, tell you dad not to fool around with the secretary in the future.. :D

Floorit · Post by **Floorit** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:54 am

hahaha very funy ill set mysefl on fire u peple are idiots maybe i can roll in catshit and put out hte fire dickheds

mickmc · Post by **mickmc** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 12:42 pm

first jetmaster now this fkn idiot!!!whats the world coming to???

does the term f*uck off idiot mean anything too you? :glare:

Floorit · Post by **Floorit** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:03 pm

no tel me more about it

JPC · Post by **JPC** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:25 pm

Floorit wrote:no tel me more about it

Sure - from a well-known source:

F*ck off v. (vulgar, not in polite use) -
1. Please go away (forceful)
2. Go to buggery (forceful)
3. Term of disrespect and contempt

Idiot n. -
1. Stupid person
2. Floorit
3. Ignoranus - both stupid and an a***hole

Floorit · Post by **Floorit** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:59 pm

who puled your chain jpc thats very nice that yuo can copy stuf from a dictinary or did mummy help u with it
u dont kiss her wiht that mouth do u

JPC · Post by **JPC** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:17 pm

Well, well, Floorit - you ask, didn't you? 'no tel me more about it' you said ...wel i dun wot u askd!

I'm just trying to help you with some commonly accepted definitions of the terms you didn't seem to understand. As for the incest, I'll pass and leave that with you.

Keep up the posts, my good fellow - I have to lower my estimate of your intelligence every time I read one (after I decipher it, of course). Right now I'd guess you're on a par with a smarter-than-average cockroach, but I'll be sure to let you know when you get level with inanimate objects. Then it should get really interesting with the deciphering....

decoy · Post by **decoy** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:43 pm

hahahahaha

good shit jpc

mickmc · Post by **mickmc** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:52 pm

maybe his name should be two-dicks
you couldnt get that stupid just by pullin one!! :?

Austarion

i havea qestion

i havea qestion

G'day Floorshit, how are you coping today

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