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F*%kin Ba$tard!!

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:24 pm
by Darkelf
Some uncle fucker tried to overtake me on the inside on the way into Warringah Mall tonight and swerved across into my lane hitting me!

The fucker scraped all along the passenger door and has pushed it out of alignment!

I nearly decked the arsehole!! :twisted:

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:04 pm
by gav
fuck fuck fuck

not good mate :shock: :shock:

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:23 pm
by decoy
kill crush destroy

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:06 am
by androoz
dam darkelf thats bad to hear.. you had one of the nicest JBs ive seen around.. does he accept its his fault?

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:20 am
by tmz_99
androoz wrote:dam darkelf thats bad to hear.. you had one of the nicest JBs ive seen around.. does he accept its his fault?
its pretty clear-cut.. u cant overtake on the inside, he was speeding (as to overtake)..

Re: F*%kin Ba$tard!!

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 9:02 am
by hoongirl
Darkelf wrote:Some uncle fucker
Go on Kelfy - tell em what you really called him :o

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:26 pm
by Darkelf
This moron copped the full force of a very pissed off londoner!

Seen Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels???

Imagine a cross between Barry the Baptist and Big Chris and you get the general idea!!

The term "Recepticle for a dildo" was used more than once!

I use the term dildo as he doesn't warrant the use of a natural piece of anatomy!! :x

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:36 pm
by TD05
that's shit, Darkelf, was the other guy insured??? I assume you got his name & address, post it and we will all pay him a midnight visit... :twisted:

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 9:17 pm
by CussCuss
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: thats bad

but... it would have been funny to watch you do ya nut.

uncle? f****r

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 9:22 pm
by dokbob
is that like a father raper?

Oh Kimmy,

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 10:57 pm
by WANTSOM
Thats no way to treat a fellow motorist :o

See thats the difference between us "Colonials" and them there "Londoners". "They" explain the situation to their fellow motorist, swap addresses and insurance pleasantries and let someone else pay. We Aussies would belt the guy, sue the arse of him and reckon thats then even.

Seriously sorry to here of your bingle, get the bastard Kelfy !!

Cheers dude
G

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:33 am
by Camotec
Aw man thats not good at all, Sorry to hear Kim, After you get it all fixed up tell me and we will sneak up to his place and do his left side too bastard. I hate that, its not the fact the guy smashes the car cause he will pay for it but the fact you have to go through the worry and hassle of the shit.

Again, sorry to hear that man. Good Luck

Cheers
Ben

Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:35 pm
by StarionChef
Shall I sort 'im out gov?

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:39 pm
by Darkelf
StarionChef wrote:Shall I sort 'im out gov?
Excellent Cheffy but the Benny Hill look will have to go and you will need to buy a big f**k off coat and a Ford Escort 2000! LOL

Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:22 pm
by StarionChef
Put in me geeze teeth :D