Austarion

Apparently "Fuck Off" now comes in a spray can.

Marie has it mixed in a spray bottle and just one squirt of it from her and we can just "fuck off" according to her. This, combined with her big stick, has one blue furry fella and me now very concerned for our safety. :o

So a warning to all, if you rile Marie she will hit you with a spray of her special brew and well, you can guess the rest.

And it's strong stuff too. I caught just a whiff of it and I almost 'fucked off' right away.

Of course as soon as Marie came into the garage weilding a stick then I knew it was time to go home.

oh come on, marie isn't that scary, she was nice enough to me, although i didn't give her any cheek. but she even spoke to me without smacking me around. woohoo!

:D

who's marie? :roll:

My wife, a wonderful sweet girl with a gentle nature. She owns a silver JA - GOTSOM.

She is a character!!! :)

oh! cool... :D
wantsom, gotsome.....good stuff

how much are these spray cans worth? i'll take 2!

Um, you'll have to speak to the wife but dont hold your breath deecs, she is very proud of the fact she is a registered member on the forum and has "0" posts against her. says she's going for some kind of record but who knows :roll:

I'm trying to get rid of the stuff personally.

I want to make sure the "spray can" is empty before I come around again. Maybe you can hide it :D

That stuffs not like the stuf the gypsies use to curse people?
you know, like causing warts and excessive facial hair?
brrrrrr! scary.
maybe better not come visit.

i know well enough not to piss her off.

you need a can of 'make me' and an even bigger stick :D

scum wrote:you need a can of 'make me' and an even bigger stick :D

rofl

Hey Scumster,

You obviously havent tangled with my little girl. Oh well, life can be interesting. rofl

In my household fear is something that you learn to live with hehehehe

Cheers
Greg