Scum's attention fix

scum · Post by **scum** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:08 pm

scum returns for the twisties he left behind, only to find Alspos up-ending the last of them into his mouth. scum blinks and alspos dives through the plate glass window and into the swimming pool. scum makes a mental note to clean out the broken glass from his last party and fill it back up with water, then return that blasted crock to the zoo. on his way back to bed he passes the window and thinks, 'ewww, I'm shure as hell not cleaning that up'

scum · Post by **scum** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:14 pm

scum returns yet again pissed that the darn clothes dryer is taking so frigging long, he wants to go to bed. he plops down on the weird squishy blue bean bag decoy made when he came too and watches an epesode of 'robot chicken' while he waits and thinks to himself 'what the hell happend to the roof?'

scum · Post by **scum** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:31 pm

scum storms back into the room after very nearly kicking the crap out of the dryer and starts throwing hunks of the guy with the big gun through the window for the crock. after a while he leaves for a smoke and to get his clothes, dry or not, he just wants to go to bed.

scum · Post by **scum** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:10 pm

they all left me..... im alone.....

avandulls_gal · Post by **avandulls_gal** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:04 pm

*walks in to the room to find Scum throwing a hissy fit on the floor*

Here Scum, a dummy for you to spit

WANTSOM · Post by **WANTSOM** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:04 pm

Wakes up after conniption fit and goes to fridge and gets a freshie.

Goes to dryer and takes out shoes that had been in there drying after washing off the dog crap I stepped in on the way in. Wonders where the dog crap went, it was still on the shoes when they went in the dryer.

Looks down and finds a huge mf of a gun with bits of roof tiling all around it.

avandulls_gal · Post by **avandulls_gal** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:52 pm

*After giving scum a dummy to spit*

Hey scum, wanna see a pic of your shrine?

rofl

scum · Post by **scum** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:21 am

rofl

you have too much spare time!! :D

Junkers · Post by **Junkers** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:28 pm

The randomness LOL

avandulls_gal · Post by **avandulls_gal** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:26 pm

scum wrote:rofl

you have too much spare time!! :D

I wish. I'm gonna have to acknowledge austarion in my thesis intro for helping to maintain my mental well-being by distracting me from all the stress of honours!

decoy · Post by **decoy** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 7:24 pm

rofl love it

tmz_99 · Post by **tmz_99** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 8:01 pm

it's a work of art... sell it on ebay...

Cookiemonster · Post by **Cookiemonster** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 10:16 pm

I bid 50c.

scum · Post by **scum** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:17 pm

Cookiemonster wrote:I bid 50c.

how can a bean bag bid on e-bay?

scum · Post by **scum** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:50 pm

avandulls_gal wrote:helping to maintain my mental well-being

well, your screwed, you'll never pass now.

Austarion

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