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scum
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i worry about you. well. ok, i dont.
I figured out the meaning of life, and since then every day just gets worse.

Warranty void if stupid.
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Most problems should go to me, and i dare any of you to beat my, or rather my bloody car's effort...

3 motors
2 heads
1 set of injectors
1 gearbox
2 gearbox selectors, (I broke the first one off)
1 diff
3 clutches
1 clutch master cylinder
1 brake master cylinder
1 turbo
4 exhausts
1 exhaust manifold
3 alternators, (soon to be 4)
1 fuel pump
3 sets of headlight switches
2 radiators
3 thermostats
1 radiator fan
3 MAP sensors
2 MAF sensors
5 batteries
1 dizzy
1 coil
3 sets of spark plug leads
1 windscreen wiper motor
1 set of wheel bearings on each wheel
1 draglink, (steering component)

I think that's it, but if I remember more, I'll be sure to add them to the list...
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Post by flav »

:o
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your right, i cant top that. in all the years i have owned a starion for i still dont have a running one for it to break down.
I figured out the meaning of life, and since then every day just gets worse.

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Post by flav »

Scummidge...you are in Perth. There are too many nice women to worry about cars over there. You are excused.
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Post by Junkers »

Yikes! My old starion only had a fuel pump and wire short.
Watch your speed - It's virtually impossible to pick it out of the carpet if it gets blown off the table.
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Post by SIRIUS »

ok ok...but the unluckiest barstad staz driver will go to me.. unlucky is meant by jealous an drugged fucked people fuckin with my mojo.. ok here goes

first time i got broken into... in my drive way... bent my passenger door open like a can of tuna.. stole my deck.... kicker splits.. an kicker 7x10s that were in the back parcel shelf... they decide to take that coz was to hard to unscrew them.. back parcel shelfs arefuckin hard to find... also had just bought a set of 17inch rims 3 days before..they tried to take them.. couldnt get them so they just took my caps... which r 70 each..

then was at maccas one early mornin about 6am... comin back from a road trip.. while in there some jealous poof keyed the whole left side of my car.. straight after i put my new door on...

then was at my X's house one night.. went to leave to go home.. car wouldnt run.. some fucked head stole my intercooler...

now recently the 17s i had.. were taken.. all except for one... which is sitting in my shed as a memorie...

fuckin scumbags...
Valiant VJ E55 Charger
Valiant VK E57 Wagon
Valiant VF VIP 318 Fireball
Valiant VF-X hemi
Mitsubishi JA Starion

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SIRIUS wrote: fuckin scumbags...
OI!...... no stereotypes.... bastard :D
I figured out the meaning of life, and since then every day just gets worse.

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Post by merlin »

I'm beginning to think someone should take Nachos hammers and pry-bars away from him and show him the proper use of spanners :o

Either that, or mate, your the unluckyest staz owner on the planet.

Thinks, maybe bad luck sorta rolls west, 'cause of the earths rotion, like.
And it ALL ended up in Nachos place.
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I just found out my staz has structual rust, the panel beater described it as "absolutely rotten".. I've yet to see it but I think it's time this starion bites the dust :(
Watch your speed - It's virtually impossible to pick it out of the carpet if it gets blown off the table.
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Post by flav »

Nuthin worse matey.... i have a spare bodyshell, free for u...but u so far away!
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Post by Junkers »

I'm sure a 40 cent stamp will do the trick ;)

Sirus they only stole 3 of your wheels!?
Watch your speed - It's virtually impossible to pick it out of the carpet if it gets blown off the table.
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Post by flav »

Damn thing wont fit in the mailbox slot
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merlin wrote:Thinks, maybe bad luck sorta rolls west, 'cause of the earths rotion, like. And it ALL ended up in Nachos place.
rofl
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Post by NachoMan »

Well, I'm looking to break the "Bad Luck Spell" when I get my JB up and running...Hopefully :?
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