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Senseless

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:36 am
by OLD FART
Little old lady goes to doctor & says she has a problem with gas but it doesen't bother her much as her farts never smell and are silent & confides in the doctor that she has fluffed at least 6 times& he has not noticed
Doctor gives her a script 4 some pills & tells her 2 come back next week
when she comes back she says "doctor I don't know what was in those pills you gave me but now my farts stink to high heaven"
Doctor says thats good we've cleaned up your sinuses now lets see what we can do to fix up your hearing

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:38 am
by Alspos
True story but you changed the name to protect the innocent :wink: :D

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:14 pm
by OLD FART
Alspos wrote:True story but you changed the name to protect the innocent :wink: :D
I plead the 5th amendment :)