How you know when your a Starion freak

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How you know when your a Starion freak

Post by JD_Stazza_Brendan »

You know your a Starion freak when-

* You get excited by the number 63.
* Your willing to change your name so your initials are JA,JB or JD.
* You own/have owned more Starion's then you can count on one hand.
* Your idea of the perfect women is a female Starion owner.
* You eat, sleep and have sex in your Starion shirt.
* The only number on your emergency list is your preferred Starion workshop.
* Your Mechanic knows your credit card number off by heart.
* You would make love to a widebody if it were possible.
* You pray to god everynight to find a LSD for your JA.
* You would die happy if you knew what "Starion" really meant.
* You are willing to kill someone to own a widebody
* You die a little inside everytime someone calls your car a cordia,rx-7 or 180sx.
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Re: How you know when your a Starion freak

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JD_Stazza_Brendan wrote: * You die a little inside everytime someone calls your car a cordia,rx-7 or 180sx.
...not to mention Supra, which I got the other day :wtf:
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Post by SIR GSR »

Don't forget

* willing to take a starion into your care, no matter what the condition just so that you can have one or more in your possession
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Post by WidebodyWoody »

And don't forget the:

And will be spending the rest of your life in debt :D
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Post by chunkhead »

Yeah, I had a guy tell me I had one of the nicest Supra's he'd seen in a while! Like the big STARION sticker across the back wasn't enough! :glare:

*You make your girlfriend wear a Starion T-shirt
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Make your wife and daughter both wear starion shirts LOL
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* You continually pay penance for the wife/significant other letting you have more than one starion.
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Post by TD05 »

you still own one after 3 years :o
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Post by WidebodyWoody »

The fact that you never realise that you should probably upgrade to a trust worthy car :p


Nah, my starion is very trust worthy. :twisted:
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Post by madeofmilo »

you know your a starion freak when

*The letters MPI get you all hot and sweaty
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Post by decoy »

when you see a starion on the road before that you've never seen before! Just when you think you've seen them all, a new one drives past you! only happens once a year tho, but it's a good year.
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Post by fr335tyl3r »

You start writing out a new list of upgrades for your car when you haven't finished the current set.
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Post by scum »

*you say 'goodnight' be4 leaving the workshop :oops:
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Post by starspeed »

You know your a starion freak when :

you owned one for 7 yrs then sell it :( missed it that much you had to buy it back ! :D
"starion: in the dictionary means : love,hate,pain,frustration :wink:
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Post by Chryzla »

When you keep it in your posession when ALL your friends give you continual non stop shit for owning it. They are non relenting on the fact too :(
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