Chuck Norris
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:37 pm
The real facts about Chuck Norris
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever
Gotta Love it
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:17 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:55 am
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date.
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:26 pm
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:36 pm
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Ohhhhhh, i laughed.
Ohhhhhh, i laughed.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:25 pm
Mr T pitys the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's fucken head off. lol
vc
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:14 pm
I know 1 things about chuck norris,chuck norris was bruce lee's favourite spar partner.
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:48 am
Thats gold, thats absolute gold.
"The Chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain"
rofl rofl rofl
"The Chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain"
rofl rofl rofl
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:56 am
I'm sorry, but I think this one has to be posted,
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."
Thats awesome.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."
Thats awesome.
Another one
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:41 pm
This is real funny cause we had shirts made at school about chuck norris.
Chuck norris doesnt cut his lawn he just stares at it and dares it to grow.
Chuck norris douesnt hunt. the word hunt means a possibility of failure. Chuck norris goes killing.
Chuck norris doesnt cut his lawn he just stares at it and dares it to grow.
Chuck norris douesnt hunt. the word hunt means a possibility of failure. Chuck norris goes killing.
Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:47 pm
cheeeesy!
but so funny.
who would win out of him and mcguiver? LOL
but so funny.
who would win out of him and mcguiver? LOL
Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:34 am
prob macguiver,
only cause he can make a bomb from a toothpick, a rubber band and some cottonwool
only cause he can make a bomb from a toothpick, a rubber band and some cottonwool
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:35 pm
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Awesome
Awesome