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Jokes
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:03 am
by gotrice?
Feel free to add yours
A man goes out to a nightclub, and hooks up with the hottest bird he's ever met, they go back to his place and have fantastic sex. Laying there panting the man looks down to to see that the woman is stroking his penis , "Do you want to go again!?"...."No" "I was just admiring your penis......I really miss mine".
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:07 pm
by Junkers
ahahaha
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:25 pm
by bigmoz
little red rideing-hood is walking through the woods when all of a sudden the big bad wolf stops her, and says... "show me your tits". then little red rideing-hood lifted up her dress and said " why dont you just eat me like the book says"
bigmoz :pimp
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:50 pm
by SIRIUS
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
pregnant.
Why were shopping karts invented?
To teach women to walk on their hind legs..
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink... :beer
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:46 pm
by chunkhead
Why do women wear white at weddings?
Aren't all kitchen appliances white!?
What do you do if your wifes sick?
Move her bed into the kitchen!
Why did the women cross the road?
That' beside the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen!
What do you say to a women with a black eye?
Nothing, she's already been told twice!
Why do the have windows in kitchens?
So women can see their point of view!
The list goes on...
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:53 am
by bigmoz
chunkhead wrote:What do you say to a women with a black eye?
Nothing, she's already been told twice!
wouldn't that be a woman with two black eyes...
bigmoz :pimp
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:18 pm
by grumbly
no, it's polite to give them one warning....
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:55 pm
by WidebodyWoody
What do you do if you see an aboriginal man with half a head running down the street??
Stop Laughing and reload
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:00 pm
by iXNAY
How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares.
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:17 pm
by fr335tyl3r
What does a blonde say during a porn movie?
There I am!
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:15 pm
by silo
A seal walks into a club.... LOL LOL LOL
Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:01 pm
by dims
Yeh i was gonna say its
What do u tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, uve already told her twice
Posted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:35 pm
by Land Rocket
silo wrote:A seal walks into a club.... LOL LOL LOL
This is the BEST!!
rofl rofl rofl LOL LOL
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:47 pm
by redzone
was it a CANADIAN club??!! bwahahahahahahahahah rofl if u listen 2 triple j you`d get that..