Austarion

Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say."

rofl

HAHAHA! Real fucking funny.
what happened the last time we played you?
only make jokes like that when you can beat us, intill then hold of your dismal attempts to be funny, and go back to over sheep.

150!

How did I know there'd be a sheep joke coming.. :roll: Congrats on the 150, keep up the quality posts SOWTZ

Yeah seems to be the first thing that comes up about kiwis, that and ‘six’.
Sorry for the out burst its just I spent SO much time watching us get beaten.
And then all you hear about is that fuck nut with the bird shit on his head, ‘Freddy’, the non-Englishmen, Pietersen and there cheating captain, and how great they are for beating a side that Bangladesh beat. It shits me to tears, the way the pomes crap on, saying shit like ‘let it rain, let it rain, let it rain…’ and “barmy army” I mean WTF is that suppose to mean? To say it like one of them there all daft pricks.
Our side now reminds me of the old NZ side of Sir ‘Dick’, a shit side made look good by the greatness of a single individual, Shane Warne.

The thing that pisses me off is the english media crowing about it. Don't worry, Australia will win next year.. I might even head over to see it pulled back from the poms. The whole series I was cheering for Australia, because as much as NZers have the "I support NZ and anyone playing Australia" mentality, that totally changes when the poms have a realistic chance of winning ;)

It's good for the game as a whole that Australia aren't just bulldozing the opposition any more though, and it was a really close series. My money was on Australia to win the series right til the bitter end, and I have no doubt that if Warne hadn't dropped Pietersen early in his innings, we wouldn't be having this discussion now.

SOWTZ wrote:there cheating captain

BTW, what did Vaughan do to 'cheat'? Nothing outside the rule book, certainly not as bad as this:

Well it’s the same sort of thing, not out of the rules but VERY unsportsmanlike. Not in the sprit of the game. Also if you ever see a replay of it watch how many times the ball goes to Trescothick when England is fielding, and how every time he licks his fingers, with a mint/lolly in his mouth and then wipes it on the ball. I AM ON TO YOU ENGLAND!!!

hahaha

sore loser

jrod82 wrote:

SOWTZ wrote:there cheating captain

BTW, what did Vaughan do to 'cheat'? Nothing outside the rule book, certainly not as bad as this:

rofl

That picture is so memorable, I don't think you'se over their will ever be able to let go of it :P LOL :D

crickets just plain fucking gay

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..shut the fuck up!

SOWTZ wrote:Well it’s the same sort of thing, not out of the rules but VERY unsportsmanlike. Not in the sprit of the game. Also if you ever see a replay of it watch how many times the ball goes to Trescothick when England is fielding, and how every time he licks his fingers, with a mint/lolly in his mouth and then wipes it on the ball. I AM ON TO YOU ENGLAND!!!

So that's what the World XI was missing?? Ol' Freddie didn't do so well without his reverse swing

Chris 83JA wrote:So that's what the World XI was missing?? Ol' Freddie didn't do so well without his reverse swing

Yep.. a champion team will beat a team of champions every time.

Though maybe a couple more Vettori's would have done the trick.. how does he get us out all the time!!?
A Tendulkar and an in-form Kallis and Lara may have helped too, and a Pollock pre-ankle surgery