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Things people say
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:02 pm
by C Fernance
What is the funniest/wierdest thing you have heard your partner say during sex?
My girlfriend is involved with the church alot, and last night we were making out. First off were the usual moans, then she started crying out "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck" then basically screamed as she cum (shes very vocal if you hadn't guessed). Almost straight away she then calls out "Forgive me Father".
I didn't know what to say to that, i wasn't expecting it at all.
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:11 pm
by tmz_99
rofl
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:26 pm
by Junkers
rofl It would of been more strange if you had said "Your forgiven".
I love this..
By day he is mild-mannered Chris Fernance, by night he becomes...ASTRON-man. "Defender of all things Scorpion, from the evil forces of COMMODORE-man"
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:50 pm
by decoy
StazzyBabyYeah wrote:rofl It would of been more strange if you had said "Your forgiven".
I love this..
By day he is mild-mannered Chris Fernance, by night he becomes...ASTRON-man. "Defender of all things Scorpion, from the evil forces of COMMODORE-man"
LOL rofl LOL rofl LOL
damnit chris why didn't you say that!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:23 pm
by WANTSOM
I'd be suspicious of her dad, but thats just me.
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:45 pm
by C Fernance
I actually met her dad tonight. He busted us
He was pretty cool about it though. Just gave me the usual talk about looking after her, treating her right, etc.
Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:05 pm
by gav
HAHAHAAH aww poor chris - not exactly the best way to be introduced to the olds !!! rofl rofl
i got some interesting tales - but i'm too well known here and they would all be used against me at some stage (as most things are!!!)
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:54 pm
by NachoMan
Thanks for sharing :roll:
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:41 am
by Alspos
C Fernance wrote:I actually met her dad tonight. He busted us
He was pretty cool about it though. Just gave me the usual talk about looking after her, treating her right, etc.
After you've done stuff to her you wouldn't do to a farm animal LOL
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:44 pm
by decoy
"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck" then basically screamed as she cum then calls out "Forgive me Father"
-her father runs into the room "you called darliWHATTHE FARRRKENELLA ARGHHOHHNOOO..."
Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:50 pm
by WANTSOM
The lowest poll in Australian male history is "who hasnt been busted by your girlfriends father while making out".
Poor Chris, does the deed then grilled by her daddy. Funny stuff. Hope it didnt take the shine off the moment. :beer
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:50 pm
by decoy
:beer
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:15 pm
by Chryzla
Never been busted by a father or a mother. HOWEVER, been walked in on by, my mum, her mum, her sister (oohhhh she should have joined in), and her brother.
Ah i miss my ex, those were fun times. its obvious you are gonna get busted if even after 2 years you are having sex 3+ times a day :P