Austarion

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:26 am**

http://www.gorskys.com.au/articles/sex-positions.html
Some excerpts:
Snail Mail Style - Like cyber-sex and phone-sex, but through the postal service. Takes a little longer, and both partners seem to lose intrest after a while.
Hoochie Style - You recognize this style when it's like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway.
Frigid Style - You lay there he lays there and nothing happens.
The 6.9 - A great position screwed up by a period. rofl

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:40 am**

Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there.

rofl

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:34 am**

You always use that way dont you LOL

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:02 pm**

Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want :pimp [/b]

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:20 pm**

rofl Self-actualization style - Scream your own name when you come. rofl

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:37 pm**

WidebodyWoody wrote:You always use that way dont you LOL

Only on you woody

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:13 pm**

CLASSIC:

Cowboy style - Once you've engaged in intercourse tell her that her sister is a better bonk than her and see if you can hang on for eight seconds!

Posted: **Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:11 pm**

Alspos wrote:rofl Self-actualization style - Scream your own name when you come. rofl

rofl rofl

Ye har cowboy...... rofl
classic

Austarion

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