Austarion

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:13 pm**

A guy calls up the NRMA from somewhere in the outback of the NT...conversation goes something like the following...

Guy: Shit, ive just hit a fkn pig, its still stuck in the bullbar, what should I do?
Operator: Alright sir, just calm down, do you have a knife with you?
Guy: Yeh i do,
Operator: Alright, take the knife and cut open the pig, once you have removed the organs he'll just slide out of the bull bar
Guy: *goes away for a few seconds, pig can be heard squealing in background* ok thats done, the pigs out of hte bumper bar now...so what should I do with his squad car?

:P

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:21 pm**

rofl rofl rofl

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:04 pm**

hmmm bacon

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:29 pm**

That is a classic, I have heard that one before. rofl

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:20 pm**

rofl rofl rofl , wonder what they'd actually do if you threw a piece of bacon in a patrol cars window?

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:56 pm**

:) i love it

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:15 pm**

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:37 pm**

STUPID PIG rofl

Posted: **Tue Nov 16, 2004 9:03 am**

rofl ... hehe.. bacon... hehe

Yeah, what would they do if ya chucked Bacon at one?

Posted: **Tue Nov 16, 2004 4:12 pm**

say thanks, make a pig of themselves and eat it of course,,

and then book ya :D

Austarion

Pig joke...

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