Pig joke...
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Pig joke...
A guy calls up the NRMA from somewhere in the outback of the NT...conversation goes something like the following...
Guy: Shit, ive just hit a fkn pig, its still stuck in the bullbar, what should I do?
Operator: Alright sir, just calm down, do you have a knife with you?
Guy: Yeh i do,
Operator: Alright, take the knife and cut open the pig, once you have removed the organs he'll just slide out of the bull bar
Guy: *goes away for a few seconds, pig can be heard squealing in background* ok thats done, the pigs out of hte bumper bar now...so what should I do with his squad car?
:P
Guy: Shit, ive just hit a fkn pig, its still stuck in the bullbar, what should I do?
Operator: Alright sir, just calm down, do you have a knife with you?
Guy: Yeh i do,
Operator: Alright, take the knife and cut open the pig, once you have removed the organs he'll just slide out of the bull bar
Guy: *goes away for a few seconds, pig can be heard squealing in background* ok thats done, the pigs out of hte bumper bar now...so what should I do with his squad car?
:P
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