Golf anyone??
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:29 pm
Hoony sent me this and I hate her for it so I thought I'd taunt the rest of you with it.
http://www.mousebreaker.net/games/crazygolf/play.php
Beware, it's addictive.
Also, before you go out golfing with a few mates, memorise a couple of these to add some hilarity to the round.......
A Scrotum- 2 balls next to each other on the fairway.
An Adolf Hitler - 2 shots in the bunker.
A Bronwyn Bishop - A long way right and ugly.
A Carmen Lawrence - A long way left and ugly.
A condom shot - It doesn't feel good or look good but it's safe.
A Rex Hunt - You hook it and kiss it goodbye.
A Lazarus - You come back from the dead.
A Cathy Freeman - The ball runs a long way but it looks ugly.
Cathy Freeman's sister - The ball doesn't run a long way and still looks ugly.
An Eddie McGuire - You're always in the middle and giving everyone the sh!ts.
An O.J. Simpson - You get away with murder twice on the same hole.
A Brittany Spears boyfriend - You can't get a shot at the hole.
A Miriam - When you find a ball where you thought the hole should be.
http://www.mousebreaker.net/games/crazygolf/play.php
Beware, it's addictive.
Also, before you go out golfing with a few mates, memorise a couple of these to add some hilarity to the round.......
A Scrotum- 2 balls next to each other on the fairway.
An Adolf Hitler - 2 shots in the bunker.
A Bronwyn Bishop - A long way right and ugly.
A Carmen Lawrence - A long way left and ugly.
A condom shot - It doesn't feel good or look good but it's safe.
A Rex Hunt - You hook it and kiss it goodbye.
A Lazarus - You come back from the dead.
A Cathy Freeman - The ball runs a long way but it looks ugly.
Cathy Freeman's sister - The ball doesn't run a long way and still looks ugly.
An Eddie McGuire - You're always in the middle and giving everyone the sh!ts.
An O.J. Simpson - You get away with murder twice on the same hole.
A Brittany Spears boyfriend - You can't get a shot at the hole.
A Miriam - When you find a ball where you thought the hole should be.