Golf anyone??

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Golf anyone??

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Hoony sent me this and I hate her for it so I thought I'd taunt the rest of you with it.
http://www.mousebreaker.net/games/crazygolf/play.php
Beware, it's addictive.


Also, before you go out golfing with a few mates, memorise a couple of these to add some hilarity to the round.......


A Scrotum- 2 balls next to each other on the fairway.
An Adolf Hitler - 2 shots in the bunker.
A Bronwyn Bishop - A long way right and ugly.
A Carmen Lawrence - A long way left and ugly.
A condom shot - It doesn't feel good or look good but it's safe.
A Rex Hunt - You hook it and kiss it goodbye.
A Lazarus - You come back from the dead.
A Cathy Freeman - The ball runs a long way but it looks ugly.
Cathy Freeman's sister - The ball doesn't run a long way and still looks ugly.
An Eddie McGuire - You're always in the middle and giving everyone the sh!ts.
An O.J. Simpson - You get away with murder twice on the same hole.
A Brittany Spears boyfriend - You can't get a shot at the hole.
A Miriam - When you find a ball where you thought the hole should be.
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Al,
once again you show utter disrespect for my exam timetable.
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yeah some people, im trying to do an assignmnet and you go and post stuff like this....
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tell him to "sod off, arse :x "
i hear he's easily intimidated
stupid golf game :twisted:
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damn, addictive is right!
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LOL
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Would you beleive a hole in one on my first shot? All skill of course, no fluke.
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A Cathy Freeman - The ball runs a long way but it looks ugly.
Cathy Freeman's sister - The ball doesn't run a long way and still looks ugly.
A Brittany Spears boyfriend - You can't get a shot at the hole.
A Miriam - When you find a ball where you thought the hole should be.

rofl rofl rofl

.. and god that is addictive
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Post by MelbStazz »

robert26t wrote:
A Brittany Spears boyfriend - You can't get a shot at the hole.
A Miriam - When you find a ball where you thought the hole should be.

.. and god that is addictive
classic.

rofl
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Post by TD05 »

A Carlotta - Where is the damn hole!!
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