bagging commodores - HAVIGN A BAD DAY?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:41 pm
have bagging commodores to no end I got kicked off the forum hahaha I think the funniest thing I said was....'you need big bore engines for a penis extension, and auto trans 'cos it's 2 hands on the steering wheel for begineers'...so I got banned and thought...this isn't turning out to be a great day...ohh and found out I've pretty much fail a uni subject.
Anyway here goes....some people with worse days...
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, over a period of time, patients
died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition When the coincidence was
realized, the next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m.,
doctors and nurses waited near the ward to see for themselves what the
phenomenon was all about. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie
Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a Bad day????
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The
two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it
was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
Anyway here goes....some people with worse days...
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, over a period of time, patients
died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m.,
regardless of their medical condition When the coincidence was
realized, the next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m.,
doctors and nurses waited near the ward to see for themselves what the
phenomenon was all about. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie
Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a Bad day????
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The
two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it
was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.