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Joke
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:47 pm
by Demost
There was a farmer and 3 ducks, they walked into a bar and sat down. The farmer had to use the gents and asked the barman to look after the ducks for a while till he returned, the barman accepted. The barman asked the first duck what his name was, he replied Huey, ok Huey how was your day? Oh it was fantastic i was in and out of puddles all day and i had a ball just great. The barman then asked the second duck his name, he replied Duey, ok Duey how was your day? Oh it was great i was in and out of puddles all day and i had a great time. The barman turns to the third duck, you must be Luey, No im Puddles and dont ask how my fucking day was!
Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 6:36 pm
by MelbStazz
:o
rofl
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 4:04 am
by Chryzla
aaaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 4:39 pm
by TD05
rofl ah ah, good one.
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 4:47 pm
by Alspos
Another one...........
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant".
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 5:30 pm
by TD05
AH blondes... jokes..
Why do blondes open their yogurt at the supermarket..
because the LID SAYS " OPEN HERE"
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:58 pm
by hoongirl
I don't get it
LOL
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 4:20 pm
by decoy
hahaah, go hoony! its ya berfday!
Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 5:19 pm
by MelbStazz
rofl
ahhh the blonde jokes, hang on a min... i'm kinda blonde....
hmmmm
:x
still funny though.
i wont start on my blonde jokes as they are likely to offend someone.
though there is this one about a blonde and a bowling ball..
i'll leave it at that..
:o