The moral of the story is ??

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OLD FART
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The moral of the story is ??

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The poultry farmer was checking his hen house and noticed that the rooster seemed a little slow in his duties servicing the hens so it was time buy a younger rooster .
When the young rooster was introduced into the pen the old rooster was naturally most upset when the young upstart started to chase his harem around the pen so he fronted him and told him that they were all his hens and to P##S off and leave them alone .
The newcomer said that the old fart wasn't up to the job anymore and that he should stand aside and let a young virile rooster like him take over.
The oldie said why don't they have a 3 lap race around the outside of the pen and if he was beaten to the finish he would retire and step aside. The young pretender was full of himself and brimming with confidence and claimed that he wouldn't even raise a sweat . The old rooster said if you think you are so good how about a bit of a start so they set off with the old one 1/2 a lap in front.
On the last lap with the old fart almost done and the young guy was within a 1/2 metre of catching and overtaking the old guy who was fading fast when the farmer who had been watching to see how the young rooster would settle in shot the young one and took it back to his wife to cook shaking his head saying" wtf how unlucky can a man be that's 3 gay roosters in a row now"
I've had mine since 03 07 92
85 JB 2323cc DOHC 4G63
THE OLDER I GET THE FASTER I WAS
GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL
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Old age and treachery can overcome youth and skill :D LOL
I've had mine since 03 07 92
85 JB 2323cc DOHC 4G63
THE OLDER I GET THE FASTER I WAS
GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL
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I like very much.

My job requires me to manage alot of young apprentices, your following remark couldn't be more true!!!!
old age and treachery can overcome youth and skill
When you hit the tree between the headlights that’s understeer. When you hit the tree between the tail lights that's oversteer!
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Post by OLD FART »

Thanks Hitchy :beer
I am an oldish ex chippy and put 7 apprentices through their time in my own company and then was one of the first to use a group training apprentice when the Qld Master Builders started the scheme here with 4 lads.
I've had mine since 03 07 92
85 JB 2323cc DOHC 4G63
THE OLDER I GET THE FASTER I WAS
GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL
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