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YAY! broke the corona!!
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:48 pm
by scum
on the weekend i found a fun new game for the whole family. CHASE THE KANGAROO! i have discovered that if you swerve left and right with a roo in front of you it is possible to 'heard' it down the road for a few kilometres. You can even get so close its tail hits the bonnet, its great fun. But it seems the stupid things are not so dumb, while chasseing one another ran out from the side of the road and head butted the front bumper and coupled with a sharp application of the breaks it made the little corona go sideways and made me drop my beer. So while attempting to retrieve my beer the car suddenly went from understeer to full oversteer and turned 90deg then ran into an embankment. The moral? Run the roo over before they get any smart ideas..
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:00 pm
by Project2501
this is wrong on so many different levels...
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:03 pm
by decoy
Project2501 wrote:this is wrong on so many different levels...
rofl
sounds like something that homer would do
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:37 pm
by Alspos
What's wrong? The roo won this round.
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:50 pm
by gav
ahh, teh god ole corona :D i have fond memories of my mums corona, 4 mates and some serious circle work near the Sizzlers on anzac hwy lol
i also have fond memories of the corona bonnet, a lovely young lady, and ..oh, hold on - better not finish that one
:o :o
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:03 pm
by tmz_99
no.. do finish.. or is this a story the cops wouldnt like to hear?
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:21 pm
by Cookiemonster
Actually, I think it was more of a story that Penthouse Forum would like to hear.
Re: YAY! broke the corona!!
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:19 pm
by TD05
scum wrote:on the weekend i found a fun new game for the whole family. CHASE THE KANGAROO! i have discovered that if you swerve left and right with a roo in front of you it is possible to 'heard' it down the road for a few kilometres. You can even get so close its tail hits the bonnet, its great fun. But it seems the stupid things are not so dumb, while chasseing one another ran out from the side of the road and head butted the front bumper and coupled with a sharp application of the breaks it made the little corona go sideways and made me drop my beer. So while attempting to retrieve my beer the car suddenly went from understeer to full oversteer and turned 90deg then ran into an embankment. The moral? Run the roo over before they get any smart ideas..
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the MORAL here should be: don't drive a corona chasing roos while drinking a beer.. :D
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:56 pm
by Defective
yeah, finish the beer first....
dont risk dropping another can of liquid gold...
...
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 8:44 pm
by NachoMan
Richard!
Scum!
Dude!
Just...
...don't say anything anymore. It really isn't good for your image, or something like that...
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 10:06 pm
by decoy
rofl fark i don't even know how me manages to keep up this image of his!
i hope round 2 vs the kangaroos isn't in the staz!
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:48 pm
by Darkelf
Go the Roo!
Hmmmm Cookie, does Nettie know about Penthouse Forum?
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 2:42 pm
by scum
naaa, id hang onto the wheel in the staz. i wish i clocked the speed, i allways forget to do that :(
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 4:08 pm
by Alspos
Hmmmm Cookie, does Nettie know about Penthouse Forum?
I think I've seen your name in some of those articles...... not that I read them of course, I only get it for the pictures.
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2004 4:22 pm
by Paradoxx
you dropped the beer??!
man, that is alcohol abuse
