What not to say to have a happy relationship

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What not to say to have a happy relationship

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Husband & wife in bathroom after a long nights drinking and a bit hungover She says I look a mess my boobs and bum are sagging I need to lose some weight and i hate the wrinkles I feel down in the dumps today do you think you could pay me a compliment to cheer me up ???

He says your eyesight's perfect
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You couldn't have posted this last week for me now could you :x
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WidebodyWoody wrote:You couldn't have posted this last week for me now could you :x
Please explain :? :?
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If you had posted this last week, I wouldn't have been in so much trouble :(
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WidebodyWoody wrote:If you had posted this last week, I wouldn't have been in so much trouble :(
rofl rofl rofl rofl must put brain in gear before opening mouth :D
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