THE DEER HUNTER
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:16 pm
an oldie but a goodie :D
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home.He decides to clean and serve venison for supper.He knows his kids are fussy eaters,and won't eat it if they know what it is so he does not tell them.His little boy keeps asking him"whats for dinner??" "you will see says dad.
They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking what they are eating Ok says dad,here's a hint:" it's somethomg your mother calls me sometimes"
The girl suddenly screams at her little brother"SPIT IT OUT IT'S ARSE-HOLE"
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home.He decides to clean and serve venison for supper.He knows his kids are fussy eaters,and won't eat it if they know what it is so he does not tell them.His little boy keeps asking him"whats for dinner??" "you will see says dad.
They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking what they are eating Ok says dad,here's a hint:" it's somethomg your mother calls me sometimes"
The girl suddenly screams at her little brother"SPIT IT OUT IT'S ARSE-HOLE"