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fight to the death between you and dumbo the elephant.



if i have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey eats one of my roosters feet what do you have?
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An ass kickin?



Now that your rooster has only one leg, the chickens shall find him to be less of a alpha male so……..will the chickens turn to my donkey for monkey?
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I can only speculate that you sir, are an idiot.



would anyone find the real answer of 'one foot of my cock in your ass' offensive?
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Hey man, I still don't get it :wtf:



When was the last time you threw up that wasn't provoked by Alcohol!!
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I just threw from the fact that scum is trying his best pickup lines on me………
Sometimes it pays to play dumb



Am I really an idiot :shock: ?
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do you really want me to answer that.


does anyone wanna explain that joke to Zychion?
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Usually when a mommy loves a daddy they do cretin thing for fun and good feelings………but some daddies aren’t happy with just mommy so they go to a magical land called Sydney and march in a parade with other daddies. Then at the end of the parade the daddies go to a “gay” bar which is a magical place void of all boobies and tuppy, here they drink magical drinks like sex on the beach and c@ck sucking cowboys. Then at the end of the night they pair off and play hide the “rooster” in the Donkey….....



You going this year scum??
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Post by born4u2nvm3 »

i like that

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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no, im not going. but if i ever do i will ask you for advice as you seem to have listed everything bar the best hotel.



anyone else find his...... abundance of information suspicious?
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Post by Glen GSR III »

not suss really.

I was told you went together last year :shock:
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True, True but i went for the lesbians



How long do you plan to live?
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he is dead already. he just doesn’t know it.


Who has a problem with me placing a fatwa on a austarion member?
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I'd thank you to keep your fatwa to yourself, you dirty dirty boy!

are we there yet?
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Post by decoy »

oh, we were in the gutter a long time ago... hell, we're thru the manhole straight to the sewers..

i can't think of a question... can you?
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Post by avandulls_gal »

I think the problem is thinking of the RIGHT question to ask

Like....

Who should I vote for in the next election? Douche Bag or Turd Sandwich?
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