Who's more trouble your car or your girl?

SpidersWeb · Post by **SpidersWeb** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:42 pm

Im going to go against the trend here, and do one for the girls, because my gf has been awesome, and my cars (both of them) have been assholes. One smashed its head apart, the other bent its crankshaft.

madeofmilo wrote:why I think cars are better than women

- Cars will start no matter what time of day it is Neither of mine do at all

- Cars don't have to have a shower every morning true that

- Cars are always ready, you don't have to wait on them mine isnt too fussed, and cars have habits in the past of breaking down on important days

- Cars cost less gf has cost me $10 at the most, she pays her own way a lot of the time, cars have cost over $5000 in repairs so far

- Cars never stop working I want mine to start working

- Cars don't mind if you stay in the garage all day and work on them Neither does my girlfriend *grin*

- Cars are always in the mood to have fun Fun in mine involved molten clutches, bent cranks, and other goodies

- Cars don't complain about how loud the music is hmm true

- You can live with cars a lot longer than women Yeah true

- Cars don't get tired of traveling Bye bye cambelt

- You can always make cars look new again True - same with girls tho, mags / boobs - same price depending on quality

- Cars can hold more than women True that I guess

- Cars don't buy new tires everyday like women buy Would be cool if they bought SOMETHING tho :P

but I reckon the best thing about a car is...when you have a 50year old car is suddenly a "classic" not an old saggy bag :P - My gf is going to kill me for this post, why did I ever let her see it? hahahahaha good call there tho

Dave

Darkelf · Post by **Darkelf** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:28 pm

WANTSOM wrote:Mind you the car will be long gone and Marie and I will still be together. :)

LOL Was Marie standing behind you with the big stick when you wrote this one Greg???

sailor chicky · Post by **sailor chicky** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 1:37 pm

I highly doubt that she was standing right behind him when he wrote it.
He was just trying to stick up for us chicks!!

But its pretty funny but sad as well because he is the only guy that has the guts to actually say something like that unlike you guys out there that just think your car is the best thing in the world.

NEWS FLASH!! your car isn't everything you know!!

MelbStazz · Post by **MelbStazz** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:14 pm

sailor chicky wrote:....unlike you guys out there that just think your car is the best thing in the world.

NEWS FLASH!! your car isn't everything you know!!

well its pretty damn close.
rofl

CussCuss · Post by **CussCuss** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:28 pm

sailor chicky wrote:NEWS FLASH!! your car isn't everything you know!!

yes it is :x

scum · Post by **scum** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 2:43 pm

cars are better than chicks because:

when your car cracks the shits and wont start - you KNOW whats wrong with it

when you dont - the car has a diag pin and it at least TRIES to explain.

when your car needs atention it dosent mind whe you say 'cant be f$#@ed, i'll do it later"

cars dont mind when there shoes (tires) are a little worn and need replaceing

when you buy 1 new bit for your car it dosent demand that you replace everything with parts out the same catalog so they all 'match'

you can leave money in your car and know when you come back the car wont have spent it

when you sleep in your car it dosent complain when you fart

sometimes hitting your car can help

feeding your car alcohol makes it go better, not spastic

you can yell and scream at your car and it has forgiven you before you even start

a car will ALLWAYS let you in

a car with a fat arse is a good thing

a car will never try to punch a friends car

the list goes on.....

sailor chicky · Post by **sailor chicky** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:51 pm

well maybe some girls are bad but not all girls are!!

SpidersWeb · Post by **SpidersWeb** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:52 am

scum wrote:cars are better than chicks because:
sometimes hitting your car can help

rofl

MelbStazz · Post by **MelbStazz** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:11 pm

sailor chicky wrote:well maybe some girls are bad but not all girls are!!

bad girl + bad car = GOOD Times

:D

NachoMan · Post by **NachoMan** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:07 pm

I'm lost, what was the original question again?

NachoMan · Post by **NachoMan** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:16 pm

Oh yeah...
Car is more trouble, because I don't have a girl.
However, both can be as moody and temperamental as each other based on past experiences.
My longest relationshp is with a car though, and so is my second longest...
I prefer cars, they are easier, but that doesn't mean that I don't appreciate girls, especially in a conversation. You look funny talking to a car.

madeofmilo · Post by **madeofmilo** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:38 pm

hey guys, just thought about this...

a friend of mine has a special gift, almost supernatural....he's toured nationally and internationally showing off his 'gift'...that gift you ask?

He can pick human names for cars!!!!

'84 Corona ----- Berryl <----------- see the gift.

so anyways he went in the staz to 'name' it...he siad it's "definitely a boy" I'm like "no way - this dam thing is so temprament it has to be girl!"

just thought I'd share!

Dave

Junkers · Post by **Junkers** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:44 am

This is a joke remember we dont actually value cars more than human life, or do we?

tmz_99 · Post by **tmz_99** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:14 am

depends on the car and the life I suppose... everything has a value, be it sentimental or monetary.

madeofmilo · Post by **madeofmilo** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:48 am

hmmm it's a different kind of love....

If I could marry my car, I would :P

Dave

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