Todays Rant - enough is enough (MANWORLD!)

If you think it might offend someone, chuck it in here where the wusses don't look!
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Hoongirl thats a fkkn BAD vision of where you'd be putting that garden hose. I mean they actually design alot of things to go there but not garden hose.
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hoongirl wrote:I'll stash some garden hose in my pocket :shock:
One would think a green Mr Willy would attract some attention.
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It would attract even more attention when that green "Mr Willy" falls off. :roll:
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Post by decoy »

LOL omg thats some funny shit! *wipes a tear from his eye*

when i read that hoons i just imagined all the guys in the toilet looking over at this one man squattin on the toilet with a beard and boobs! ah thats some wierd shit. then i go to the next page and learn all about mr green willy! rofl ah i need a lie down...

but going back to MANWORLD (has to be written in capitals!) i'm not sure if thats a good name... kinda sounds like the gay man population might be interested in going to see all these sweaty buff men working in the workshop! hehe, i can imagine one trying to hit on a disguised hoongirl! hehe. Maybe to call it "I LOVE TITTIES WORLD" instead? "THE WORLD OF TITTIES AND ENGINES" ? :wink:
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BLOKESWORLD

There.
That doesn't sound gay does it?
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Post by CussCuss »

*applauds* couldnt of said it better, i do know some awesome lesbians tho.

and i think there would be problems as to why someone was looking at hoonys willy in the first place.
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Post by Alspos »

I must admit I did not write that piece of prose but I do endorse most of the comments contained in it. I don't have a ute but I do have a Holden V8.

Project - I agree, no lite beer!!!

Hoony - you can come. But if you do get found out we will shout show us your hooters. :)

Edit: Melbourne people. Channel 31. Monday Night (tonight) 10.30pm. BLOKESWORLD!!!! Other states, look for it!!!! It has all the good letters before it. V S N L D .

Go the Vertical Bar Team !!!! :D
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Woo Hoo I'm a Retrosexual! UG!!!
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I know! Now stop calling me Woo Hoo ya dickhead :D
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Post by hoongirl »

1. I will paint it (the trough commandment "thou shalt not look" will ensure I am not busted unless I drop it, and even then the commandment shalt apply :D )

2. I will cry in return "show us ya big mac" LOL

3. I will practise my burping and scratching with my tutor until I am so good at it you will make me your KING!! rofl
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So what is different - you do all that now. :o
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Post by decoy »

rofl

hoons IS the burping and scratching tutor! :D i've been getting lessons for 5 weeks now :P
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:o Ladies do not do such things deeks.

I don't know what you're talking about :oops:
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hoongirl wrote::o Ladies do not do such things deeks.

I don't know what you're talking about :oops:
bahahahahahahahah Now where do I start!! :o
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Darkelf wrote:
hoongirl wrote::o Ladies do not do such things deeks.

I don't know what you're talking about :oops:
bahahahahahahahah Now where do I start!! :o
Hmmmm you can start by sleeping on the couch rofl
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