The Lone Ranger

[OLD FART]

Geronimo & his braves captured the Lone Ranger after a battle & he was draged before the tribal council where he was told that he was to be sacrificed to the Gods in 3 days time & according to their customs he was to be granted 3 wishes Geronimo asked what was his first wish & the LR asked if he could speak to his horse .Silver was bought to him & he wispered in silvers ear & it galloped off & returned at sunset with a beautiful blonde .The BB & LR retired to the LR's teepee & in the morning Geronimo said to him that he admired his bravery in the face of death & reminded him that he had 2 days to live & what was his second wish .The LR Again said his wish was to speak to Silver once more Again Silver galloped off &returned as the sun was setting but this time with an even more stunning brunette & spent the night with her. Geronimo had the LR bought before him again & said that he had never met anyone so brave &carefree in the face of his imminent death For his final wish the LR again asked to speak to Silver but this time in private .When they were alone the LR grabed his horse by the ears & said " listen to me & make sure you get it right this time you lunkhead I said get POSSE !!!!!