ya mum

If you think it might offend someone, chuck it in here where the wusses don't look!
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says "I just had your mom and it was sw-e-et!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me---"
Finally the guy interrupts, "Go home, Dad----you're drunk!"
My JA has perfect motor - FMIC - forgies - high flow head but...rusted front guards and keyed on every panel. Time to get serious or time to take it to the tip.
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made me laugh.

that is funny
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i don't get it






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aahh, just forget it..
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Post by sailor chicky »

Nice try Davie boy!! :)
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