This kid asks his dad if he can buy him a bike. The dad says "Can ur d1ck touch ur bum?" The kid says "No". The dad replies "well when ur d1ck can touch ur bum ill buy u one".
The next day the kid asks his dad if he can buy him a computer. The dad says "Can ur d1ck touch ur bum?" The kid says "No". The dad replies "well when ur d1ck can touch ur bum ill buy u one".
The kid is gettin pretty p1ssed off at this point. Next day asks his dad if he can buy him a lotto ticket. The dad replies once again "Can ur d1ck touch ur bum?" The kid says "No". The dad replies "well when ur d1ck can touch ur bum ill buy u one".
This kid is fuming now, thinks, stuff this, goes out and buys his own lotto ticket. Wins 10 million.
Goes home, and his dad goes "Wow, can i have some money?" The kid says "Can ur d1ck touch ur bum?" the dad replies with "Yes".
So the kid turns around and goes "Good, go f*ck yourself"
Long joke....
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