A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's
office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you
watch
us
have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so
amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he
agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for
coming,
he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good-bye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist
to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This
happens
several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has
intercourse
with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6
weeks
of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just
what
are you trying to find out?'
The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's
married
and
we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The
Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50,
and
I get $43 back from Medicare.
bigmoz :pimp
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