Pig joke...

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Pig joke...

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A guy calls up the NRMA from somewhere in the outback of the NT...conversation goes something like the following...

Guy: Shit, ive just hit a fkn pig, its still stuck in the bullbar, what should I do?
Operator: Alright sir, just calm down, do you have a knife with you?
Guy: Yeh i do,
Operator: Alright, take the knife and cut open the pig, once you have removed the organs he'll just slide out of the bull bar
Guy: *goes away for a few seconds, pig can be heard squealing in background* ok thats done, the pigs out of hte bumper bar now...so what should I do with his squad car?

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rofl rofl rofl
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Post by madeofmilo »

hmmm bacon
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Post by WidebodyWoody »

That is a classic, I have heard that one before. rofl
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Post by Junkers »

rofl rofl rofl , wonder what they'd actually do if you threw a piece of bacon in a patrol cars window?
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:) i love it
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Post by MelbStazz »

rofl
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Post by TD05 »

STUPID PIG rofl
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Post by robert26t »

rofl ... hehe.. bacon... hehe

Yeah, what would they do if ya chucked Bacon at one?
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Post by TD05 »

say thanks, make a pig of themselves and eat it of course,,


and then book ya :D
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