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Post by WANTSOM »

Ditto Cookie's comments - Kelfy is one of the nicer people around and is good fun to hang out with. We actually like him heaps - its just here in Sydney the more we like you the more we pay out on you.

Trust me Kelfy gives as good as he gets, well no, we give him more :D
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That's not what you guys have been emailing to me though :?

Oh wait, I get it, nice in public, bitch behind his back.... got it.

So this post ummmmm blows your scam a little bit right? :wink:
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Girl, for following reasons:

Doesnt have licence (i drive her everywhere)
Doesnt have Job (I pay for everything)
doesnt like me going out without her
doesnt like my driving
pissed off because im selling my car (the car she hated when i first bought it (another axample of how spontanoius they are.

My car close second:
to me its still worth $2500 and i will never get that for it, and now i fear i have asked too little.
all that effort and it is only working perfectally when i decide to sell it.
nobody has called and the add started in the tradingpost today, i mean SERIOUSLY last car we had in the trader sold the day the add aired :(
i think that nobody will actually appreciate all the work that has been done to it and offer me a grand or something pathetic.
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Cookiemonster wrote:McSab.
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Gutter_Rat wrote:Girl, for following reasons:

Doesnt have licence (i drive her everywhere)
Doesnt have Job (I pay for everything)
doesnt like me going out without her
doesnt like my driving
pissed off because im selling my car (the car she hated when i first bought it (another axample of how spontanoius they are.
Hmmmm sounds like a Screaming Arsey Bitch in the making!
I'd piss her off to Ronald McDonald ASAP and find someone who will treat you properly before its too late!
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Post by Darkelf »

hoongirl wrote:
Cookiemonster wrote:McSab.
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Mmmmmmmm unexplained baaaaaaaaacon!!!!! :)
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why I think cars are better than women

- Cars will start no matter what time of day it is

- Cars don't have to have a shower every morning

- Cars are always ready, you don't have to wait on them

- Cars cost less

- Cars never stop working

- Cars don't mind if you stay in the garage all day and work on them

- Cars are always in the mood to have fun

- Cars don't complain about how loud the music is

- You can live with cars a lot longer than women

- Cars don't get tired of traveling

- You can always make cars look new again

- Cars can hold more than women

- Cars don't buy new tires everyday like women buy

but I reckon the best thing about a car is...when you have a 50year old car is suddenly a "classic" not an old saggy bag :P - My gf is going to kill me for this post, why did I ever let her see it?

Dave
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Post by sailor chicky »

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!!

haha that classic line...

yeah i love you too Dave

Oh well i don't really care much anyways Dave!!

but you know what where would any of you guys be without any girls in your life!!


maybe some to most would be a lot better some maybe not


BUT JUST REMEMBER YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT US!! haha
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Post by toysrus »

sailor chicky wrote:I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!!

haha that classic line...

yeah i love you too Dave

Oh well i don't really care much anyways Dave!!

but you know what where would any of you guys be without any girls in your life!!


maybe some to most would be a lot better some maybe not


BUT JUST REMEMBER YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT US!! haha
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Post by WANTSOM »

Hate to crush your ego sailor chicky, but yes we can!

Theres nothing that cant be outsourced.

Men and women get together because they want to, not because men cant live without women or vice versa. Thats the problem you see, too many women think they're indispensibe.
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Post by sailor chicky »

yep whatever haha rofl
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Post by madeofmilo »

hmm they have got you there a bit Kate,
I went without seeing you for 4 days and it was not to bad....
I went without the starion for 4 days and it was hell....


HELP ME GUYS SHE IS GOING TO KILL ME...

P.S she wants a Starion.

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Post by sailor chicky »

i knew it!! you love the car more than me!!


Oh well nothings new... :wink:
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Post by WANTSOM »

Mind you the car will be long gone and Marie and I will still be together. :)
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would you like a straw WANTSOM?
My JA has perfect motor - FMIC - forgies - high flow head but...rusted front guards and keyed on every panel. Time to get serious or time to take it to the tip.
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