YAY! broke the corona!!

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YAY! broke the corona!!

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on the weekend i found a fun new game for the whole family. CHASE THE KANGAROO! i have discovered that if you swerve left and right with a roo in front of you it is possible to 'heard' it down the road for a few kilometres. You can even get so close its tail hits the bonnet, its great fun. But it seems the stupid things are not so dumb, while chasseing one another ran out from the side of the road and head butted the front bumper and coupled with a sharp application of the breaks it made the little corona go sideways and made me drop my beer. So while attempting to retrieve my beer the car suddenly went from understeer to full oversteer and turned 90deg then ran into an embankment. The moral? Run the roo over before they get any smart ideas..
I figured out the meaning of life, and since then every day just gets worse.

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this is wrong on so many different levels...
..More than meets the eye..
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Project2501 wrote:this is wrong on so many different levels...
rofl

sounds like something that homer would do
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What's wrong? The roo won this round.
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ahh, teh god ole corona :D i have fond memories of my mums corona, 4 mates and some serious circle work near the Sizzlers on anzac hwy lol


i also have fond memories of the corona bonnet, a lovely young lady, and ..oh, hold on - better not finish that one :wink: :wink: :o :o
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no.. do finish.. or is this a story the cops wouldnt like to hear? :shock:
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Actually, I think it was more of a story that Penthouse Forum would like to hear.
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Re: YAY! broke the corona!!

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scum wrote:on the weekend i found a fun new game for the whole family. CHASE THE KANGAROO! i have discovered that if you swerve left and right with a roo in front of you it is possible to 'heard' it down the road for a few kilometres. You can even get so close its tail hits the bonnet, its great fun. But it seems the stupid things are not so dumb, while chasseing one another ran out from the side of the road and head butted the front bumper and coupled with a sharp application of the breaks it made the little corona go sideways and made me drop my beer. So while attempting to retrieve my beer the car suddenly went from understeer to full oversteer and turned 90deg then ran into an embankment. The moral? Run the roo over before they get any smart ideas..
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the MORAL here should be: don't drive a corona chasing roos while drinking a beer.. :D
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yeah, finish the beer first....

dont risk dropping another can of liquid gold...
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Richard!
Scum!
Dude! :wtf:

Just...
...don't say anything anymore. It really isn't good for your image, or something like that...
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rofl fark i don't even know how me manages to keep up this image of his!

i hope round 2 vs the kangaroos isn't in the staz!
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Go the Roo!


Hmmmm Cookie, does Nettie know about Penthouse Forum? :shock:
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naaa, id hang onto the wheel in the staz. i wish i clocked the speed, i allways forget to do that :(
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Hmmmm Cookie, does Nettie know about Penthouse Forum? :shock:
I think I've seen your name in some of those articles...... not that I read them of course, I only get it for the pictures. :oops:
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you dropped the beer??!

man, that is alcohol abuse
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