The Ventriloquist

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Aussie ventriloquist was on a farm stay holiday in NZ and one day he asked the farmer if he would mind if he had a talk to his animals .The farmer said ok but it will be a one sided conversation
As the dog was nearby he said hey dog how are things here on the farm?The dog replied Mate I've got it made here he doesn't work me to hard ,takes me for walks and when we get home he gives me a nice big beef bone to chew
Well the farmer was stunned and said he would never have believed it if he hadn't seen it with his own ears and eyes
The Aussie and the farmer then went over to the stables where the following took place Gidday horse how are things with you today??Th horse promptly replied top of the world mate he has bought a tractor so I dont have to pull the plough any more so I get it easy now and get regular cool hose downs and a nice brush all over to make my coat shine and a nice big feed of oats every day As you can imagine the farmer was gobsmacked by all of this
As they came out of the stable the Aussie spotted a sheep and said I'lljust go and have a short chat to the sheep
The farmer became alarmed by this and said THAT DAM SHEEP IS A LIAR

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hahaha i knew EWE had a sheep joke in there somewhere!