Austarion

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the twelf day of Christmas my stock cordia beat:

12 stealth bommers
11 scud misilles
10 drag racers
9 Evo IX’s
8 WRX’s
7 V8 turbos
6 Nissan Skylines
5 Ferraris
4 riced up lancers
3 Hyundai Sprints
2 mack trucks
And a clapped out hippie combie

Stazzy Baby Yeah, your just jealous coz im gettin mor attenshun than you. I can't tell you my speshil cereal coz then youd copy it. But I will tell you,its got no modifications. Saz so on da box. "No artificial colours, flavours or sweeteners". But it getz betta times than even those hotte...

Axelr8, you need 2 get glases. Thjat's a shopping doket. A real time slip looks like kinda like this but it obviously has times on it,but I couldnt find one and mum saz the scanner is only for adults to uze: http://www.passwird.com/images/kellogs_voucher.jpg I got 1 the otha day in my weektybix box ...

Yeah i got assepted to da nursing corse from da speshil ed clas dat i waz in. i was to crap for auto, so thay made me tri nursing.

jus the otha day,I was doing my nursing in da hospital. told Mrs Smith don worry mrs smith, wev fixed your heart . Didn't do no mods, your al still stock, just plumbed you up to my sik as intercooler piping. Its my special design so youl be doing 12 second passes and eating scud missiles for breakfa...

you cant captur the tru spitit haha.Im jus to good 4 u. Jus like those evos that have spent thousands of dolllaz on theyr zorsts and double overhead camz. My car is sooooo good because of my custom cooler piping,asabove, and your neva going to get that. just fact being jelous the rest of your life c...

Look, since you guys want to know so much about my intercooler I will tell you, but just so long as you promise not co cpoy it....unless you want to copy it becasue you're jealous. What happens is all the hot air that comes out of my mouth is collected, then transferred to the intercooler where its ...

Well that depends. Are you going to just get the wing, or a plastic air dam and tinted windows too? The wing is worth around 20kw, but in combo, it'll probably get you 60kw extra. But if you want to come anywhere near beating my 14, no wait, 13, actually make that 12 second standard unmodded car tha...