Austarion

Ok folks, after much negotiation, seems Matt has to give up on this due to his job commitments. Anyone else? All who have sent me PMs before, please let me know if you're still interested as I've cleared the inbox.

I reckon the reason is to do a Billy Madison - going back to grade school just to feel superior. Only not as cool.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice! What's the difference between spit, smear and swallow? A fling, love and true love. Ancient Chinese proverb - "Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone!" Why do medicine bottles have cotton in them? To re...

Whatever word you use, be excellent to each other!

Hey all, after much bitching from Matt, I've finally returned to the fold. Albeit with an ulterior motive :P Good to see familiar faces still around, even better that there are more people into Ye Olde Rustbucket Stazza! Anyhoo, on to the issue at hand. I have here a 1982 JA Starion which has served...