Irish service station

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It wasn't meeting it's sales quota so the owner erected a bid sign outside that promised "1 in 10 chance to win free sex with each fuel fill "
So Paddy was in need of a bit of that so he drove in and filled the tank to the brim and went inside to pay the bill and asked about the free sex and was told to think of a number between 1 & 10 so he said 7 and was told he was so so close as todays number was 8.
Next week he was running low on fuel while driving his mate Mick home from work so went in and filled up again and cane back to the car looking very down
Mick said whats up Paddy why the sad face ??
Paddy ''''''' no luck again I recon the blokes runnin a scam just to get mugs like me to fill up here.
Mick ''''''no mate its a genuine offer
Paddy """" bullshit how do you know its real??
Mick ''''' my wife won twice last week

[Alspos]

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